Thursday, June 21, 2007

The New Improved Knee High--Decide for Yourself



Ever heard of the 4 second knee high?

Hey fans, I want to tell you about the new improved knee highs. For those of you who are too young to remember, knee highs were invented to wear under the long length dress/skirt or under pants to keep from wearing those annoying panty hoes because they don't go up your legs they way they were suppose to. For you guys, believe me, you haven't had an adventure until you have tried to pull a pair of panty hoes up your hairy legs without a snag or a crease or a wedgy somewhere along the way.

As you can see in the picture above, this lovely pair go on quickly, smoothly and comes in a great popular color.

However, as you walk through the house and get into the car, see where your new knees highs have landed.....thus, the 4 Second Knee High!! Gotta love it!

At least the legs have been shaved recently.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

HYSTERICAL!! And those shoes are cute.

Moore Fun Stories said...

Those shoes are cute and you got some sexy white legs. Maybe you should just start with the knee highs down at your ankles. :). You are crazy, Mom.

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